: Fat Idols :

rated 4.41 / 5 stars
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Jun 24, 2009 | 4:51 PM EDT
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A rant about the ever dwindling amount of fat people in the public eye.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Foamy's so cute! I'd love to have him as a roomate, we would rant about the world together. And yes, I know he's just a fictional character.

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Rated 3 / 5 stars

More fat people = more fat people in the movies? Sounds logical. Though there are plenty of fat people in the movies I can think of. No known actors, no major roles, but still... they exist. Oh btw. Paul Blart. Thanks for a good episode! Keep up the good work!


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Rated 5 / 5 stars

to the person below the coment below me. the subject is so fucking critical for you, that you stopped listening to the fucking video?? foamy was talking 'bad' things, not about fat people, not about people who get surgery, but to people that think surgery is the first option and that everyone has the money to affort it! he was talking that, isnt because you're fat that you have depression, is that society hates fattness so much, that will low down your self stem to fucking zero. he never said fat people are goofy and happy people, he said that IF you had the mother fucking ability to care for YOURSELF over the others, and felt good about the way you're, as you can't change it without ripping your stomach OPEN, slowly society would recognise itslef as FUCKING STUPID and stop being a bitch, next time youre going to yell your life story, TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING VIDEO

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ah...I enjoyed this....I'll be here a while.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I'm fat. I've been fat all of my life. Literally ALL of my life. Know what that does to you? It doesn't make you funny. It makes you depressed. It gives you the self-esteem of a bag of celery that's been in the crisper for too long. And although I can fit through my door just fine, I am going to have surgery in two months.

Fuck you and your "cop out" bullshit. Because of people talking about surgery being a cop-out, I've spent my life trying (and failing) to lose weight. I know more now about human psychology, physiology, and how to safely lose weight than all of you motherfuckers combined. And guess what? With all of my fucked up mental issues, with all of my current physical issues (I messed my knees up while working out), I am sick of wasting more time worried about looking like a cop-out and being unhealthy.

Call me a cop-out. This cop-out isn't going to waste another five, ten, fifteen years trying to lose weight "the old fashioned way" just to avoid having judgmental pricks call her a cop-out. I don't care if I look stupid, either. Because I'll live longer, and I'll actually be able to do active, fun things with my fiance and my daughter, I won't have a million different physical ailments because of my weight - all of that matters more to me.

So if you're considering surgery, FUCK what these fuckers are saying. You have your surgery and live your life and let these judgmental bastards say whatever they want. Because if you drop dead of a massive coronary while trying to impress them with your old-fashioned weight loss, they aren't going to give a damn. To them you'll just be another fat bastard who shouldn't have eaten too many cheeseburgers.