--WARNING-- REALLY REALLY REALLY RANDOM. And hopefully trippy.
Once again a random motivation due to sleep deprivation.
Sneezing can be a very dangerous thing and you must always vacate your sneeze to the properly labled Sneeze Ejection Shaft. Failiure to do so may and will cause subliminal blob monsters and bizarre steriotypical gay men to argue as well as unknown children to show up and some other minor effects, such as:
Hearing Loss, Nakedness, Face Evacuation Syndrome, Explosive Diarhea, Very Explosive Diarhea, Unbelievably Explosive Diarhea, a microwave, your sisters mother, a green rash and sterylization.