Eulogy For: [FF] FUCK the LL
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This submission was BLAMMED by our users.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
06/18/09 – 06/29/09
The fourth Jonas brother embarks on a new adventure. He spots some girls talking and happens to notice they are checking him out. It is then revealed to the girls that he is the fourth Jonas Brother (or Joe Bro). He also lets them know he has a secret talent. Watch to find out what that talent is....
Message from EyeLovePoozy:
"They trying to steal RCP!!!1 Remember to review 0 and vote 5 (or don't vote at all!!!)"
As Mr. 500,000, I can forgive the mistakes of the BBS mods. This particular mod is obviously jealous of my accomplishments and I am sorry he feels that way.
I loved the ending..
Also, 500,000th flash animation... Congrats on that.
Thank you for cheating hard working Flash artists out of a coveted position. This looks like you splattered guts onto a graphics tablet and urinated over the hard drive containing this abomination of a Flash file. That is all.
Expressive, no better way to watch a jonas brother. Good work with the walking animation, havn't seen that before.
The preloader was pretty creative, though it didn't entice me to join up with the FF. The movie itself started out a bit strange. I couldn't hear a word they were saying until the fourth Jonas actually started talking. Even then it sounded like an audio clip from a home movie with a girl screaming loudly into the microphone. After that I stopped watching because it was a bit annoying. Next time try to use higher quality audio!
It was horrible. I hate all these crews making shit flashes and having their members 5 them. it was pointless. I don't normally watch crew flashes but it is the 500,000 submission. I wish the 500,000 was better than this garbage.
I honestly don't like it.
Nothing much about the movie is very entertaining. The sound was horrid, the animation, none too impressive either.
Also, gratz on 500,000th submission. ( I honestly think this crap shouldn't be winning it, though, but rules are rules.)
i like the other intreo better the raining men then the techno in the background but thats me. anyways 500k?!?1 congrats on that.
Although your submission seems to showcase an enthralling story you seem to be lacking in fluidity of story line and have left various holes in the plot. Perhaps next time you can add more characters and work on your animation before submitting.
clearly there was not enough effort involved in this at all.
the guy walking down the street was just spining and the cut outs of the characters were sloppy.
The story line really didnt go anywhere .
i think you should really try harder on your work.. i mean your work represents your art .. why sell yourself short
It was a good idea because many kids liek those guys. I did notice though that when you zooomed in all the way on his face it messed up my computer a lilttle and lagged some. Nice try anyway guys better luck next time.
so your flash is number #500,000 that does not matter, as it is a number nothing else.
You flash on the other hand lacked effort as the people in it were simply the same picture which was just moved around with nothing else altered to the picture. If you know this number meant something to people, why upload spam on it. idk and idc, your flash was bad and thats all there is to it.
The bigest reason is because of how choppy it is. I realy couldnt see how john cena has anything to do with the Jonas brothers either. Didn't make too much sense to me. Maybe next time you guys could make the characters relate to the story better i dont know.
It's easy to see this was made without much effort or care. It was pretty darn stupid really. The animation was especially terrible. This does not deserve a place on NG.
No real reason to go into every single detail. Everything about thos flash is horrid, the sound, the animation, everything. The only real reason this was even submitted was to get a reaction from people.
Well, I must say it's a fine day that I would view the 500,000th flash on Newgrounds! You should be proud of yourselves for this monumental achievement!
A pity it's a flash of such low quality and should probably only be kept here for record. Congradulations on your achievemet.
With a score lower than Turd of the Week status is supposed to be, how the fuck did this pass judgement? Everything about this movie is terrible. The animations are especially bad.
"I found this to be quiet good, actually..."
I do believe I will vote 5, why? Simply because I enjoyed the animation and the effort put into this amazing flash! Congrats on the 5OO,0O0th. 8)
there wasn't any real content to this and i think you should use better animating next time because this was kinda sucky because of the lack of skill. good luck on your next one
My ears are pratically bleeding from the sound quality on this, the sounds needed to be set to a higher resolution. I got a couple laugh out of it, just John Cena had the weird voice, it was somewhat funny. The animation wasn't bad, and I was amused how you make it say the person's username at the preloader.
Even though I didn't enjoy your flash too much, I have to congratulate you on submitting flash number 500,000. I remember the forty straight submssions trying to achieve that goal, you got pretty lucky to land on that spot. Anyway, check the sound system, that was my main concern. Keep up the good work.
terrible sound and a complete lack of animation. Next time try actually drawing the characters or at least their bodies and not just pasted images shifted to different angles
Sound quality was bad, And the copy and pasted characters' animation wasn't accurate. You could also see some of the white outline around the characters too, but that wasn't a very bid problem. There was little to no plot, and pretty much nothing to make you keep on watching.
I loved the color scheme on this flash. It was very bright and colorful: perfect for a June afternoon! It really sets the summer mood. The song selection was very intense and fast paced. That song can get me pumped and really get my day going! Overall I thought that even though your artistic skills aren't necessarily groundbreaking, you made a great flash in a way most artists do not: you touch a deep personal chord inside of people. The song, the colors...watching this was as if my slate was cleared and I can now start all over again.
Please, continue to submit more flashes! You have a unique ability to touch peoples hearts. God bless and good luck,
CAF
I must say, it's been a while since I laughed this hard. I have no idea why, but seeing John Cena and hearing that voice while the creepy guy closed in made me laff incredibly hard! I admit that the graphics weren't the best, but seriously, this was too funny not to love! Awesome!
I was hoping for a decent flash for the 500000th submission.
Oh well. We can always hope for 600000th to be favorable.
Enjoy yourself with you're accomplishment I suppose. =(
It was a touching video, and I would recommend it to anyone.
Excellent work.
You guys are funny.
Congratulations on the 500,000th flash submitted to the Portal be proud. The staff mustn't remove this it would cause the cosmos to end in a eternal black hole.
lol, I can't believe someone made a movie with my name in it! The movie was pretty funny, but really weird. The only thing I can suggest is to animate the movie a little better, but other than that, I liked it!
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Score: 10 / 10
Summary: Funnier than most
Review: Some might not think that this flash deserves the full ten, but hear me out.
This flash pretty much represents all that the FF stands for. And I'm laughing my butts off right here.
The fourth Jonas. A gimmick that Zac has been playing off. And he's doing it greatly! Aw man, I've still got tears in my eyes.
To realize how funny this is, look beyond graphics. Which I can agree aren't the best. But that doesn't matter, because this will make you laugh. Oh my god man, so funny!
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the movie is bad because i dont have sound but the preloder is awesome i cant belive it can say ur username ! that why i vote 10/10 5/5 1000000000000000/1000000000000000 !!!!!!!!!!
No way! I can't believe it! The 500000th flash was one with FF in it? Holy crap, what has this world come to?!
