Howard was a very boring man who liked boring things. That is until YOU came along. Type the choices into the bar below to make decisions. WAIT! WAIT WAIT WAIT! This is important! You need to type your choices EXACTLY LIKE YOU SEE THEM IN THE TEXT OR ELSE IT WILL NOT WORK! It is a short game. I know this. Don't blam just because of that, please. Next; don't blam it if you think it is sloppy. Enjoy, please.