Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
Joe Zombie is on the loose and he's killing and eating everyone in site!
Ingus, your new favorite redneck.
Control thousands of megatons of space-borne nuclear firepower for the ED9K Legions of Death! Rain hell-fire on the Middle East (and France, of course), drive bin Laden out of his hole and blast him out of the sky, and heap honor and fear upon your name! With special guest appearances by Moamahr Quadaffi, Yasser Arafat, Saddam Hussein, and some Iranian dude.