Lotions and Baskets
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- rated 4.20 / 5 stars
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- Genre:
- Comedy - Parody
- silenceofthelambs
Credits & Info
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Author CrabNicholson
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- Jun 11, 2009 | 9:45 PM EDT
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- 1.7 mb
- Daily 2nd Place June 12, 2009
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Author Comments
If you haven't figured it out already this is a parody of Silence of the Lambs. In fact it is a flash adaptation of an excerpt from Silence! The Musical, and I take no credit for the audio used in the animation.
Originally I intended to make the girl fatter and the entire animation to be more absurd.
But faced with a looming deadline I had no choice but take to the more boring route of making it into a simple Duet.
Post Script: The Preloader's broken. Deal with it.
Lyrics
It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it's told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it's done there's one more thing
A simple little task, it's:
Put the fucking lotion in the basket.
Put the fucking lotion in the basket
All these stupid women are the same
Helps me not to think of them as human, so
I call them "it" instead of by their names.
Mister please no more abuse
Can't you see there's no excuse
My family's prob'ly wonderin' where I've been.
I'll starve you so your skin gets loose
Stop crying now you big fat moose
Just put the fucking lotion on your skin
And then
Put the fucking lotion in the basket
Your chances for survival are remote
I'm impervious to all your silly whining
So pipe down before I jam a moth
Right down your fucking throat.
Mister please, my mom's got money
Let me go -- this isn't funny
Cops are sure to send somebody
Turn me loose -- don't be a dummy!
Listen to you scream and wail
Keep it down you fucking whale
Mind the broken fingernail
The last girl climbed halfway but failed.
Precious?
She's down here, you piece of shit!
Put the fucking poodle in the basket
I'd kill you but there's someone at the door
Don't make me go and get my gun and shoot you
It's a waste of skin,
They don't sell fat girls in a fucking store.
Put my fucking Precious in the basket
Don't you hurt my one and only friend
You don't know what pain is but I'll teach you if
You lay a fucking finger on my poodle's pretty head.
Put the fucking poodle in the basket!!
Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 26, 2009
Hey, either that's a glitch or an easter egg
there's this picture right after he says it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose, you have to stop it there and there's this picture, I don't know why, but I just felt like bringing this up for you all
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 24, 2009
Hehe
Metapod...
xD
Rated 5 / 5 stars June 21, 2009
i loled till i couldn't lol no mores
i must say that this is probably one of the most funniest things i've ever seen. and for those that wanted to know what that quck frame shot was, it is a quick snap shot of Jimmy Two Shoes ( or a very good drawing of him) being strapped down by his female friend( who has a crush on him) and probably about to get raped. Jimmy Two Shoes is a disney show for those that don't know
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars June 21, 2009
Well
I kinda thought it was good but wierd...
Rated 4 / 5 stars June 21, 2009
nice
good job but i could see a few millisecond flickers of diff clips at some bits, isnt this from Joe Dirt the movie?