Lucky for him, I'm not some old stalker pedophile or something. He told me he got his camera workin and sent me a picture of himself. I decided to teach him a lesson in web privacy. (he knows about this - he actually is the one who told me to put this up here, so dont blame me for being a jerk).
This was built in about two hours - built in a rush, so quality is low. But if you laugh or snicker or even smile - I feel this has done its job. Enjoy!