Score: 10
"Flowers and sunshine; so beautiful and sun shiny."
date: August 11, 2009
I believe in distributions of the rating of ten for no apparent reason at all. As a whole, if any of you take away something from this, let it be this: computers on the verge of death are a pain in the ass. You tend to find yourself only mere seconds from lobbing it out of your window and onto the sidewalk. But most often you refrain because inconveniently enough when you have that urge, there seems to be an unsuspecting bystander making their daily trek to the grocery store. Just like clockwork.
My advice? Wait five minutes until that annoying kid makes his clockwork run and nail his ass. Put your anger to good use and bless those who have done so. Or something like that (I never said I thought any of this through very thoroughly, if at all).
Point being, I can relate. Preach on, brotha man! Preach on! Nail some unsuspecting street walkers with the remains of the old machine to encourage them not to check open windows for incoming projectiles from now on. Mmmhmm.