Score: 3
"Hilarious!"
date: May 27, 2009
It's hard to review this seriously as a flash submission, seeing as there is little/no animation involved, no sound, and no voices.
However, when I pressed "wide-screen" I roared with laughter. I feel really bad that I voted zero on this now. It's immature to say the least, but it's synonymous with pretty much all the content on Newgrounds. Cock jokes are those rare things that keep the inner-child in all of us alive.
The cock itself isn't brilliantly drawn, but it's ok. I gave you a 3 here, 2 for the sheer level of laughter it invoked, and 1 for the artwork. Since it was so lacking in all the other usual elements of flash movies it's hard to score it any higher.
I'm surprised I managed to write this much about a picture of a penis. I guess it's a testament to my uncanny ability for writing more than is actually needed.
I urge anyone who views this to press the wide-screen button before they judge this flash. If you still give it a zero, you are dead inside.
