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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 5 / 5 stars May 31, 2009


pretty weird game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 28, 2009


hmmm waiting while loading,,,
i think i will miss something because i laying from a nootbook no sound...
oh man so long to wait...
1/4 left...
yay!! its loaded lets see...
no man too hard!!
but 10....


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 2, 2009

What creativity!

This game is absolutely fantastic. Whenever I feel a little bit down, I play this game and feel better! Few flash games have ever put a legit smile on my face. 5/5 AND favorited.


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 27, 2009

It's not that hard...

I truly enjoyed this game, it was quite interesting. I honestly don't understand how people are having so much trouble with this game; it is really quite simple. Clearly you people are incompetent. Of course, it does degenerate into a button masher, but who doesn't love that? I have to say, this game was incredible. If you get to 50000 points there is an alternative ending! Maybe. You'll have to figure that one out yourself.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars May 28, 2009


nice game !