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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
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Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
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Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.

Enjoy!

Reviews


PLEASECHEESE8PLEASECHEESE8

Rated 5 / 5 stars

woah....

pretty weird game.



TAN777TAN777

Rated 5 / 5 stars

fff

hmmm waiting while loading,,,
i think i will miss something because i laying from a nootbook no sound...
oh man so long to wait...
zZz...ZzZ...zZz...
1/4 left...
yay!! its loaded lets see...
no man too hard!!
but 10....



S-W-A-R-M-generationS-W-A-R-M-generation

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What creativity!

This game is absolutely fantastic. Whenever I feel a little bit down, I play this game and feel better! Few flash games have ever put a legit smile on my face. 5/5 AND favorited.



dr4eheaddr4ehead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's not that hard...

I truly enjoyed this game, it was quite interesting. I honestly don't understand how people are having so much trouble with this game; it is really quite simple. Clearly you people are incompetent. Of course, it does degenerate into a button masher, but who doesn't love that? I have to say, this game was incredible. If you get to 50000 points there is an alternative ending! Maybe. You'll have to figure that one out yourself.


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JosepipoyJosepipoy

Rated 5 / 5 stars

nize

nice game !