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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
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Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
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Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.

Enjoy!

Reviews


weseler90weseler90

Rated 5 / 5 stars

great

it was not boring i like it ;)


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Blink281Blink281

Rated 5 / 5 stars

JMT/E = 10

Any game savage enough to have Jedi Mind Tricks and ecstasy in it deserves a 10.



wolfmania11wolfmania11

Rated 5 / 5 stars

BEST MUSIC ON NEWGROUNDS EVA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every other video has death metal and all that shit but u switched it up with sum jedi mind tricks and odb ohh the game was really funnie 2 :) good job !!!!!!



aaron9999920aaron9999920

Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

Good game, lots of fun, and a great way to kill time. the graphics where amazing, and I dont know if you compressed some or if other people are just using shitty computers, but it loaded really fast for me and im using a Toshiba Satellite L305-S5945 on a wireless connection, but overall a really good game and I look forward to seeing more.


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Zenki34Zenki34

Rated 5 / 5 stars

WOW.....-_-

Well for wird story it's a pretty fun game/ Even though it kick my ass over and over, and OVER again! That is what makes the game fun getting a litter closer every time I play it. My score 10/10 i'm out yall-_-


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