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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 5 / 5 stars


it was not boring i like it ;)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

JMT/E = 10

Any game savage enough to have Jedi Mind Tricks and ecstasy in it deserves a 10.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

BEST MUSIC ON NEWGROUNDS EVA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every other video has death metal and all that shit but u switched it up with sum jedi mind tricks and odb ohh the game was really funnie 2 :) good job !!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

Good game, lots of fun, and a great way to kill time. the graphics where amazing, and I dont know if you compressed some or if other people are just using shitty computers, but it loaded really fast for me and im using a Toshiba Satellite L305-S5945 on a wireless connection, but overall a really good game and I look forward to seeing more.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Well for wird story it's a pretty fun game/ Even though it kick my ass over and over, and OVER again! That is what makes the game fun getting a litter closer every time I play it. My score 10/10 i'm out yall-_-

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