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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

JMT should be ashamed.

Really not worth playing more than once. Once you play for about 20 seconds, you've seen most of the game. I love the soundtrack and animation, but there's no great element of play to back it up.

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


ok, how the hell do you even win? people are comming from both sides, and are spawing a million a second in the beginning. If this wasn't funny, i would give you a 0 but it is so u get a 3 congrats.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

wtf no point

ok i get like 10 seconds in the game and all of a sudden it says i fail like 6 times.
it was fun for like the first 10 seconds i get to play


Rated 0 / 5 stars

It sucks

It is worst then i ever thought it would be

pyro786 responds:



Rated 0 / 5 stars


This game is awful, the humor is crude and uninspiring, the gameplay mechanics are simplistic and boring. This is a great game if you're a moron.

InB4 useless review