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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hard to say..

as a game, this is pretty much crap. it's fun for say.. 3 minutes, but that's it.

ON THE OTHER HAND.. THE ART IS JUST AMAZING. give this game a go, just for the art. also, watch the intro and outro.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good game

YAY, a game i don't have to mute to turn my own music on.
I like the idea of the gameplay. Its hard to move around since tha ol' $#%$^ is slow, and i could fart but I'd rather save it for the sp. beam. So it makes since, but honestly, most games where i cant move extremely fast i dislike. But for the musiq selection ill give you the 10.

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pyro786 responds:

You gave me a nine.

Also- try turning the quality down when you play. Often it feels slower than it is because the framerate is all low.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Good Game, great songs, but y wish it could have objetives/goals/trophies.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


brilliant, ill never look at seals the same


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good game =]]

whats the song???????