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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fucking loved the music

Wu tang and Jedi Mind tricks

Fucking amazing

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

well that wasnt pointless at all

unlike this review sorta. that was i didnt like the music so you lose star/point haha if only he had changed the music lol the game was great and pointlesss


Rated 4 / 5 stars


unusual....this game was pretty good and in my opinion, it should've gotten even a daily 5th. i loved the graphics and the audio. pretty sweet game!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

good game

Good game, lots of fun, and a great way to kill time. the graphics where amazing, and I dont know if you compressed some or if other people are just using shitty computers, but it loaded really fast for me and im using a Toshiba Satellite L305-S5945 on a wireless connection, but overall a really good game and I look forward to seeing more.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


hmmm waiting while loading,,,
i think i will miss something because i laying from a nootbook no sound...
oh man so long to wait...
1/4 left...
yay!! its loaded lets see...
no man too hard!!
but 10....