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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 5 / 5 stars


so pointless so gory so much violence .... thats why i gave it a 10 :D

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


cool game


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

fun az hell

luv the brain splatter. bein old and gassy has never been more fun and productive at killin nazis.

one suggestionz:
-ability to go back to Main Menu from Instruqtions at any time

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

What creativity!

This game is absolutely fantastic. Whenever I feel a little bit down, I play this game and feel better! Few flash games have ever put a legit smile on my face. 5/5 AND favorited.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

BEST MUSIC ON NEWGROUNDS EVA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every other video has death metal and all that shit but u switched it up with sum jedi mind tricks and odb ohh the game was really funnie 2 :) good job !!!!!!