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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

HOLY SHIT FRONT PAGE
I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
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Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
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Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.

Enjoy!

Reviews


game-master1game-master1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

dude

NICE!



PacMansaysWokkaWokkaPacMansaysWokkaWokka

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Aw snap......

This game is just hilarious no matter what people say.
The sense of humor is unbearably funny and the gameplay could be worse but was okay.
Overall I think the reason this game is here is just for the heck of it and the maker of this game to see all the funny comments:p


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tragdoortragdoor

Rated 5 / 5 stars

amusing

like the music like the game cant last 5 secs though but like ur sence of hummor make me feel like im killing the nazi hooker crack heads in real life


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dr4eheaddr4ehead

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's not that hard...

I truly enjoyed this game, it was quite interesting. I honestly don't understand how people are having so much trouble with this game; it is really quite simple. Clearly you people are incompetent. Of course, it does degenerate into a button masher, but who doesn't love that? I have to say, this game was incredible. If you get to 50000 points there is an alternative ending! Maybe. You'll have to figure that one out yourself.


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JUGG3RNAUTMEJUGG3RNAUTME

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Um wow

How did this get on the front page? There should be a medel for lasting 30 seconds on that game