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May 26, 2009 | 7:07 PM EDT

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UPDATE: Highscores added +fixed.
*PLAY MORE TIME-ATTAQ! It's way more fun than you'd think.*

I'd like to thank Tom Fulp, your mother, and God.

NOTE: This game is very graphically intensive. You'll probably want to run it at medium, and low if it lags.

The most politically incorrect game ever.
Your name is Old Man Timberwoller.

All you wanted was to pick up your prescriptions
from the friendly Canadian pharmacy.

Unfortunately, you have to save the world.
Originally intended to be completed in a single day, this game ended up taking over a year and a half of lazy, intermittent working to complete.




Rated 5 / 5 stars


Ok, that was more fun than I could have ever expected from killing crack babies and Nazi seals....Wait....No its not! Well done dude. But the only thing I have thats kinda squeely on this is your canadian socialist comment. Uhhh, we arent socialist. We should be, but we aren't. But good job. I love the mega blast. Wish my gas could do that.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

just for

the wu


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is some sweet fking sht dude.

I gave 10 because of the following:
5 for the blood and retardedness or making the ppl look like mindless dumba$$
4 for the graphics and the music
1 for the fking pickups
I would have given more


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the shitz.

Putting up some Wu-taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. Sweet. This is a cool game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol Entertaining but..

Hellllllllaaaaaaaaaaa props for knowing about the thizz pill and for putting Mac Dre in here :D when you pick one up haha