Enter a world where corruption and corporal punishment have taken over the education system.
Bush and Cheney aren't the only rats in The White House!
Al Pigioni bestows his wisdom upon those who seek it.
Full title: God Damn it's a Nice Fucking Day Today
One man learns the true meaning of friendship. Better than anything else you'll watch today. This is an "interactive movie", meaning that at the end it turns into a game! Isn't that fantastic?
Top 50 for some reason!
This game now has a medal!
Also, I've included a credit for PRguitarman in the loading screen. He did a comic a few years ago which is pretty much the exact same is this, except it ends when the guy goes on the computer and involves a lot less penis. I feel bad about it, but he seemed to really like this movie, SO WHATEVER LET'S JUST RUN WITH IT. Props also to Deadclever32, who helped out with trig because I was too tired/lazy/stupid/tipsy to think about it myself.
And as always, thanks for all your support ladies and gents.