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May 18, 2009 | 4:41 AM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place May 19, 2009

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Update: Daily 3rd and Frontpage, thanks a bunch Newgrounds, you guys rule! After reading reviews I decided to make the game a bit easier since a lot of people were finding it too hard. If you're still stuck on the last boss, it's probably because you forgot to upgrade your HP. Don't go rushing in there with 25 HP, he'll just kill you in two hits.


After several weeks of work, my latest game is finally done! The kingdom of Arcurie is in peril, will you be able to save it from the forces of darkness? Super PSTW Action RPG is sure to blow your socks off with its revolutionary, yet streamlined gameplay! Feel free to jump right in, all controls are listed in game!

Game Features:

Dynamic Real Time Combat - Jump, slash, and block enemy attacks
Upgradeable Stats - Personalize your character any way you want
Magic spells - Unlease power elemental forces to lay waste to your foes
Shops to purchase additional items and gear to help your quest
Three diabolical bosses to really test your skills
Dramatic cinemas with full voice acting by industry profesionals
11 dramatic orchestral tunes from the fine folks over at the audio portal

Enjoy and please review! I'll try to respond to as many reviews as possible!


Edit 2: The song in the desert is called "Entering the Stronghold" by Danman87. It used to be in the audio portal, but was removed. You can get the new version here:



Rated 5 / 5 stars March 4, 2011


This game is so ESEY!

But I love it so very much. xD


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 9, 2011


Probably the funniest newgrounds game I've played. The writing was great and I loved the comedic timing when the character walks into the village and has to buy stuff. In my mind, the having to buy stuff section stacked up into one epic joke that kept getting bigger until you go to sleep.

I feel sorry for the people who don't understand that the "only use one button" thing is the whole joke. That's right, there are at least two of them; the guy from dot dot dot, and the jerk who just voted zero a few spots under me.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars May 20, 2009


well that was fun... and strange.. but i liked it any ways 10 poiosons


Rated 5 / 5 stars March 23, 2011


loved the game, i laughed sooo hard at the end credits when it said "based on sony's god of war"


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 13, 2011

The review explains it

This was the best game I've ever played. I need to go really in-depth for this review.

Story: It was a beautifully written story, full of laughs, tears, and shocking twists. I especially loved the subplot with the rival, he was beautifully portrayed and the final twist shocked me more than anything else.

Voice: All the characters had appropriate voices and the VAs truly given a spectacular performance. The king's voice in particular was very attractive and had a charismatic feel that made you believe that he could be a king.

Gameplay: It was perfect. I could easily get my character to do whatever I needed them to do, whether in combat or out. The controls flowed and felt extremely natural.

Visuals: The graphics were beautiful, and really gave depth to the game's world. The backgrounds were marvelous and showed the vast depths of the game's world. The characters were well-designed and felt like real people instead of game characters. The game flowed smoothly and had no noticeable loading failures.

Characters: Going along with the Story, the characters were also well written. I could really feel the emotions that the characters were going through, with the combination of the visuals and voices. Even the side characters were well developed and interesting, and made you really care when something happened to them (with no examples as not to spoil anything for new players).

Replayability: This may be probably the only thing that hurts the game. At a mind-boggling 1000 hours, this game has little to no replay value. However, to those people who have the willpower, I highly suggest that you do play it over and over again, as I can guarantee you that you will notice things you haven't before. I should know, I have played this game over 100 times, and every new replay I notice new things, even now as I play it again.

Overall: I give this game a 10/10 only because Newgrounds doesn't allow me to go higher than 10. I would love to give this game infinity/10, as it is quite literally the greatest game I've ever played. Ocarina of Time can suck it, there has never and will never be another game that can even come CLOSE to the greatness of this game. This game's greatness is bigger than all the memes ever created combined, including Chuck Norris, Keyboard Cat, LolCats, Portal, "Over 9000", and the RickRoll. This game is better than sex; in fact, while playing this game you will have 1000 orgasms per second, minimum. I applaud you with all my strength, and hope this game makes you all the money in the world, because you deserve it. Actually no, I don't hope it makes you all the money in the world; it doesn't nearly reward you enough for this godsend of a game. You should receive at the very least a billion times the amount of all the money in the world. Great job.

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