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May 18, 2009 | 4:41 AM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place May 19, 2009

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Update: Daily 3rd and Frontpage, thanks a bunch Newgrounds, you guys rule! After reading reviews I decided to make the game a bit easier since a lot of people were finding it too hard. If you're still stuck on the last boss, it's probably because you forgot to upgrade your HP. Don't go rushing in there with 25 HP, he'll just kill you in two hits.


After several weeks of work, my latest game is finally done! The kingdom of Arcurie is in peril, will you be able to save it from the forces of darkness? Super PSTW Action RPG is sure to blow your socks off with its revolutionary, yet streamlined gameplay! Feel free to jump right in, all controls are listed in game!

Game Features:

Dynamic Real Time Combat - Jump, slash, and block enemy attacks
Upgradeable Stats - Personalize your character any way you want
Magic spells - Unlease power elemental forces to lay waste to your foes
Shops to purchase additional items and gear to help your quest
Three diabolical bosses to really test your skills
Dramatic cinemas with full voice acting by industry profesionals
11 dramatic orchestral tunes from the fine folks over at the audio portal

Enjoy and please review! I'll try to respond to as many reviews as possible!


Edit 2: The song in the desert is called "Entering the Stronghold" by Danman87. It used to be in the audio portal, but was removed. You can get the new version here:



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I lost....v.v


Rated 5 / 5 stars

For all those poor saps who still don't get it.

To those bawwing about this games quality/graphics/gameplay etc I must draw your attention to a text book definition of Satire.

"Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon."

This "game" takes a well deserved swipe at many RPGs, particularly JRPGs, for their own failings and overly generic nature.

This fantastic "game" is a triumph in it's own right and will hold a neat little spot in my shriveled, bitter and black heart.

If you can't grasp what satire is then don't even bother writing a review dickhead.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You Must Have a Sense of Humor!

I'm laughing my ass off at these idiots who rate the game a 1-0. Sure, it's not really a 100% game, but seriously? This is a project that is trying to add humor into the RPG games and pretty much summarizes what RPGS are (less a few things).

You guys seriously agree to someone who can't even type right? I understand typos, but how do you type and A instead of O? (really far away as you can see)

Overall it's a funny adventure, and really says what RPGS pretty much are (the story, gameplay, uber attacks, etc) You've got to have a sense of humor to actually be able to understand the minute or so of the game. Great work man, hope you make some more humorous works! :D

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

lol funny and kewl

I played this game cuz of that flash animation review lol. I think you should make it little longer though (took 1 off for that). Anyway great job.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

what a twist?

OMG he was my brother!!! LOOLLL
great game, only thing i'd change is make the word brother apear as he said it, instead of being there to read.

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