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May 18, 2009 | 4:41 AM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place May 19, 2009

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Update: Daily 3rd and Frontpage, thanks a bunch Newgrounds, you guys rule! After reading reviews I decided to make the game a bit easier since a lot of people were finding it too hard. If you're still stuck on the last boss, it's probably because you forgot to upgrade your HP. Don't go rushing in there with 25 HP, he'll just kill you in two hits.


After several weeks of work, my latest game is finally done! The kingdom of Arcurie is in peril, will you be able to save it from the forces of darkness? Super PSTW Action RPG is sure to blow your socks off with its revolutionary, yet streamlined gameplay! Feel free to jump right in, all controls are listed in game!

Game Features:

Dynamic Real Time Combat - Jump, slash, and block enemy attacks
Upgradeable Stats - Personalize your character any way you want
Magic spells - Unlease power elemental forces to lay waste to your foes
Shops to purchase additional items and gear to help your quest
Three diabolical bosses to really test your skills
Dramatic cinemas with full voice acting by industry profesionals
11 dramatic orchestral tunes from the fine folks over at the audio portal

Enjoy and please review! I'll try to respond to as many reviews as possible!


Edit 2: The song in the desert is called "Entering the Stronghold" by Danman87. It used to be in the audio portal, but was removed. You can get the new version here:



Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is textbook definition of awesome satire. I came to this game after watching "..." and I must say, I am more than impressed. I love how this flash game hit on every RPG I can think of, from Final Fantasy to Zelda, and even DragonQuest found away in there. Good job to you sir. And the twist in the end about the dead brother, icing on the cupcake topped cake.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very funny :D

I couldn't help but smile throughout the whole thing cause it must've been fun to create this game :P I especially liked the 'tap tap tap' part for the golden sword xD It felt like you made me really pull it out, in a funny way. And the evil subboss that got defeated that turned out to be the brother, I didn't see that one coming but I should have xD Epic work

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol @ based on god of war

it's ok :D if you wanna finish an rpg in a minute


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I lost....v.v


Rated 5 / 5 stars

For all those poor saps who still don't get it.

To those bawwing about this games quality/graphics/gameplay etc I must draw your attention to a text book definition of Satire.

"Satire is primarily a literary genre or form, although in practice it can also be found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, and society itself, into improvement. Although satire is usually meant to be funny, its greater purpose is constructive social criticism, using wit as a weapon."

This "game" takes a well deserved swipe at many RPGs, particularly JRPGs, for their own failings and overly generic nature.

This fantastic "game" is a triumph in it's own right and will hold a neat little spot in my shriveled, bitter and black heart.

If you can't grasp what satire is then don't even bother writing a review dickhead.