Hey, folks! Laucherella here! I bet y'all missed me!!! It's been what, a week? Are ya jonesin' for a Cyberen Silly fix? Jones no more, friends! I've got another arc all ready for you in the never-ending saga of Cyberen Sillies!
The last chapter of Cyberen's terrible, terrible life ended on quite a sour note (how else?) when he was sent to the Drippy Penal Institution for 10 whole years! Why, in 10 years all of those kids he used to bully and ostracize back in the day would be all grown up and probably bigger than his skinny ol' self!
Today, a calmer Cyberen begins the long journy of adapting to prison life and finding inner peace. Helping him along the way is an unexpected new character! His name is Young Briny, and he's none other than the brother of the classic Cyberen Sillies character known as Old Salty.
If you forget, or are a newer fan, and the name Old Salty isn't ringing a bell for you, allow me to explain: In late 2007 (fortunately this coincides EXACTLY with me making this account, so this history hasn't been lost with account #3), Cyberen was also in jail. This is where he met Old Salty (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/396016). The two manage to break out of jail together, at which point Old Salty savagely rapes Cyberen (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/396163). Cyberen far later wreaks his revenge and has Salty lynched by the KKK (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/467745).
"Coincidentally", Young Briny is ALSO a convicted rapist, but Cyberen doesn't mind. The two learn a lot from each other as Cyberen travels the arduous road to salvation.
Inevitably, as is a long-standing Cyberen Sillies tradition, Cyberen will get raped before this cartoon is over. The question is: When and where?
WATCH AND FIND OUT!
Love, Laucherella
