Oh, Newgrounds, how lovely it is to see you again! The princess of the portal is here again, bringing you another super-duper Cyberen Silly cartoon show! YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIH I'M SO EXCITED!

Before I begin, I'd like to make a quick note about the title of today's Silly. "Cyberen Goes to Jail" is ALSO the name of a Cyberen Silly from January 11th 2007, on one of my deleted main accounts (account #3, I believe). I've been thinking about resubmitting the roughly 100 Cyberen Sillies from 2006 and 2007 that I have archived and gathering figurative dust in my hard drive, but to avoid confusion with the current story, if you see the original "Cyberen Goes to Jail", it will probably be with a special title that I have yet to decide on.

Anyway, whew! Uh, where was I... Oh, of course! You all must be dying to know how Cyberen faired in that terrible brawl with the gang of Mexicans on the prison bus (in case you missed it: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/494379)!

Well, it looked like drugs ARE good for you after all, kids! Because of the LSD Cyberen was unable to flush out of his system, thinking his assailants were piñatas, Cyberen has beaten them so badly they may never be able to walk or eat solid food (like tacos, maybe) again for the rest of their thuggish lives!

From the moment Cyberen gets off the bus, he has earned the respect of denizens of the Drippy Penal Institution, but - REALLY - it's Cyberen. How long do you think THAT's going to last? :-/

Don't answer that, cause Princess Elly is about to show you! :-)

GET READY, PAISANOS! <3

-L