This is Bubba the Wise: the Redneck Internet Guru. He's only half a reliable as a Magic-8-Ball but twice as wise. Ask him questions to hear his hillbilly wisdom. This is an early version, so there may be some bugs, let me know what you think of it.
EDIT 07/03/09: Added a background and increased Bubba's wisdom a little. Fixed a grammatical error, and added a voice. It turned out sounding more like something out of Star Fox Command than Animal Crossing.