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May 2, 2009 | 5:28 PM EDT
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Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm 25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Author Comments

Guide Tom's sperm through the various hazards of April's portal and help conceive little Pico Fulp!


Movement: Arrows
Shoot: A

Q: quality level


Now featuring placenta-flavored medalz!

Special thanks to Tom & April :3



Rated 4 / 5 stars

At first I thought this game was too hard....

but the more you shot in the beginning of the level the easier it is to make it to the end cause your gun gets stronger. And the evil tampons are disgustingly hilarious. They been in way too long.

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FetusFulp responds:

that's exactly how it's supposed to work. thanks. (:


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


It is very hard to move the character up, down, left, and right with the arrow keys while being bombarded by obstacles. Lacks fluidity and too fast for slow controls.

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FetusFulp responds:

i don't find it that hard or slow. i'm used to it, though. eh.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Hilarious but nothing of new, medals not count.

FetusFulp responds:

right. ok.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

My finger hurts.

So that's where babies come from...

Nice idea. Very funny.

I have two medals. I'm not even going to bother trying to beat the boss.

FetusFulp responds:

you can hold down A to shoot.

keep at it :3


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lmao whitty.

wow. beyond addictive and hilarious. why so addictive? medals. gotta love em. i om to the nom nom them any chance i get. but this games medals gotta be the most simple, yet hardest medals to get. reason being, thier not impossible, 9 year to get medals thier tasks that make u really try harder and harder till u get them. i was drawn in by the simplicity, yet intriguing cenario and got so into it, i was humming the song "groove tube" for at least a week lol. but overall, its a great game. whitty, humourous yet at the same time challenging. just one question....what makes a tampon

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FetusFulp responds:

haha, your review was entertaining to read. "om to the nom nom?" that's awesome. i'm taking that.

as for the black tampons, they are pure evil. hence the cute lasers. :3