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May 2, 2009 | 5:28 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place May 3, 2009

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Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm 25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Author Comments

Guide Tom's sperm through the various hazards of April's portal and help conceive little Pico Fulp!


Movement: Arrows
Shoot: A

Q: quality level


Now featuring placenta-flavored medalz!

Special thanks to Tom & April :3



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Hilarious but nothing of new, medals not count.

FetusFulp responds:

right. ok.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

My finger hurts.

So that's where babies come from...

Nice idea. Very funny.

I have two medals. I'm not even going to bother trying to beat the boss.

FetusFulp responds:

you can hold down A to shoot.

keep at it :3


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lmao whitty.

wow. beyond addictive and hilarious. why so addictive? medals. gotta love em. i om to the nom nom them any chance i get. but this games medals gotta be the most simple, yet hardest medals to get. reason being, thier not impossible, 9 year to get medals thier tasks that make u really try harder and harder till u get them. i was drawn in by the simplicity, yet intriguing cenario and got so into it, i was humming the song "groove tube" for at least a week lol. but overall, its a great game. whitty, humourous yet at the same time challenging. just one question....what makes a tampon

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FetusFulp responds:

haha, your review was entertaining to read. "om to the nom nom?" that's awesome. i'm taking that.

as for the black tampons, they are pure evil. hence the cute lasers. :3


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Kewl Idea

Has been done, but not to this extent....Nice job!

FetusFulp responds:



Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty sweet game

GOOD:Plays like Gradius or Lifeforce but your a sperm
BAD:controls feels a bit slow and not fluid

FetusFulp responds: