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May 2, 2009 | 5:28 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place May 3, 2009

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Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm 25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Author Comments

Guide Tom's sperm through the various hazards of April's portal and help conceive little Pico Fulp!


Movement: Arrows
Shoot: A

Q: quality level


Now featuring placenta-flavored medalz!

Special thanks to Tom & April :3



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Whoa, those are some nasty black tampons, mang!!!!! o.O

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FetusFulp responds:

shit gets real in there, son.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Classic FO SHO!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Lmao. I love this. The fact that Tom is listed as "The Original Creator" is perfect. This is still a great game, even after all of these years.

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FetusFulp responds:

i'm glad you noticed that. thank you very much.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

funny game

FetusFulp responds:

funny face


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Odd that they would give more points to "Impotent" and "Preggerz" rather than to "Aborted"

FetusFulp responds:

in hindsight it's kinda silly, but at the time we figured most people wouldn't play this enough to get all the medals so we figured we may as well give most of the points to the ones that you're likely to get on your first couple playthroughs.