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May 2, 2009 | 5:28 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place May 3, 2009

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Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm 25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Author Comments

Guide Tom's sperm through the various hazards of April's portal and help conceive little Pico Fulp!


Movement: Arrows
Shoot: A

Q: quality level


Now featuring placenta-flavored medalz!

Special thanks to Tom & April :3



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

No Nirvana?

I'm ashamed of you, Fetus, for not using the Nirvana song. Good game, but it was pretty easy overall. The ABORTED medal is a bitch...

FetusFulp responds:

i'm 38 days old, how can you expect me to appreciate Nirvana?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great Game!

Everything was great!
Great shoot em' up walker!
Great difficulty adjust!
This game was so awesome that I bothered to get all the medals!
Please make a sequal when Tom make moar babiez? Ok?

FetusFulp responds:

i think the amount of awesome in your review exceeds the amount of awesome in ZingKing's review.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Not only was the game awesome, but the fact that an account was made to have this game made makes it that much more awesome!

FetusFulp responds:

that's a lot of awesome.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


What the hell was she putting in her vagina O_o
Fucking ackward.
Also, if babys puke out snails(?), I'm scared ):

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FetusFulp responds:

it's all true.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

great stuff.

I loved it

FetusFulp responds:

thank yew sir