Author's Note: This cartoon was not made in Flash, but instead in the worst animation program ever invented by mankind.
As a result, I apologize for any crappiness in the quality and the fact that it had to be split into three pieces (and also that it's not Christmas :P). It turned out alright, regardless.
Anyway, enjoy. I'll have decent actual Flash stuff out soon.
Part 2: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/493860
Part 3: http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/494034