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Apr 30, 2009 | 5:06 PM EDT

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People usually make movies to celebrate Pico day, but Pico was originally a video game character! So there you have it, folks, our tribute to the most successful video game franchise of all time!

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Note : Sticky controls bugs are caused by Internet explorer



Rated 1 / 5 stars

not so cool

I dunno why

Joelasticot responds:

Thanks to your elaborate review, the next game should be approximately Infinity times better


Rated 1 / 5 stars

not that good

the only good thing about this is that the con trols are esey to undere stand

Joelasticot responds:

Unlike your grammar


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Pretty lame

I mean sometimes you press jump and you don't. The chicken things are hard to avoid. And its just not that good. Buggy, slow. I dn't like it. My opinion.

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Joelasticot responds:

You're probably using a shitty browser like Internet Explorer. The game runs perfectly fine on a system that doesn't date from the prehistory.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

I Don't Get It

Why is this on the front page? Why are people rating it 10? All I seem to get out of it is a slow paced game where you play as a badly animated "Pico" I guess (at least I assume it is him...) killing semi-good animated crazy looking chickens... but the chickens take forever to kill, and the level design is noting new or interesting, the game is too easy as you get more lives every time you open a door, all the enemies are too easy to kill, but WHY waste 30 seconds killing every enemy when you can just walk by them unharmed, or easily jump over them. Why do you even have a gun? The music is boring and repetitive. +2 points for the interesting animations of the enemies but that was the only thing in this game worth anything.

Just wasted my time.

Joelasticot responds:

Yeah, what's up with people liking things that you don't like? Man, what a world we live in! I'm guessing you didn't make it to the train level?


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Joelasticot responds:

Would be great if you had been a bit more specific about the "bug", you small-penised man!