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Apr 29, 2009 | 11:29 AM EDT

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Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.
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Author Comments

EDIT: 8/4/10: Tweaked some medal descriptions... Also plans for a remake/sequel are floating around my head... Although it probably won't happen, it would be twenty times better than this...

EDIT: 4/10/10: LOL, 100,000 views... STOP PLAYING THIS YOU QUEERS.

EDIT: 10/08/09: Fixed the medals, I made the stupid mistake of leaving Debug mode on.... Which disabled medals... DURP

EDIT: 10/4/09: Fixed all bugs.... Hopefully... Also updated some visuals that should make the game run faster

EDIT: 6/7/09: Fixed health pack issues on nightmare mode.

EDIT: I got 8th best for April.... /bbs/topic/1059123
You could have voted higher guise!
Atleast to 7th.


You (Stamper) have been abandoned in the desert and you really want a fuckin' smoke...

Unfortunately, the people who abandoned you stole all your cigarettes and gave them the ability to fly and shit...

You really want a fuckin' cig and are willing to do anything for a pack, even endlessly running and jumping around the desert.

Also, the people who stole Stampy's cigs released a bunch o' fuckin' bee's all over the desert.

*Use the arrow keys and the space bar to do shit*


Kevin: Programming

Luis: Art

TehSlapHappy: Additional Art

Techno: Additional Programming (even though he smells) And additional Art

Tom Fulp: He let me put medals in this so he is awesome.

RKthrilla(Alaska): Inspiration

/* Extra Info

You can watch the development of the game in this thread.





Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


This game is mediocre. I love how a bee sits right over top a cactus in Nightmare mode so I'm essentially f***ed.

Kevin responds:

Deal with it.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The only thing what stamper has to do to find a queer is to look in the mirror XD. Stamper dont be mad, im only joking you.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Quite simple, but nice...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Good Game!

I'd LOVE to endlessy run around in the desert for ANYTHING FOR A PACK OF CIGS!!

I sucked at it but here's my score anyways: 61 Packs

By the way, to anyone who is wondering why they made the 'Penis Bar'...

They made this for Stamper to "force" him to rate 5. Stamper rates 5 for anything that involves sexual references (porn, penis, boobs, sex, etc...) so that's what I think.

To the author, ITS FUN!!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Wew Im made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this game is awesome and make me nervous and challenging even the nightmare
i ot 117 pack in nightmare wew

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