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Apr 28, 2009 | 1:51 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place April 29, 2009

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Heya --

This is our game Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). You control Stan as he tries to off himself using tools around the office so he doesn't have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may wanna tilt your keyboard to the right) -- up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push "M" to see a map and the current count of your health.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

I did it!

with only 2 seconds left, too.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

not the best

crap game not a fan


Rated 0 / 5 stars


I CAN"T MOVE why won't fatty leave me alone?

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Rated 3 / 5 stars


I get so confused with the controls. But i want to play it -__-


Rated 2 / 5 stars

up is down, left is blue, diagonal is wrong

I almost didn't manage to kill myself in time my trying to move around while using a sideways keyboard almost killed *my hands*. Seriously, AdulSwim, if you make a sequal to this game, give it controls that don't require the player to rearrange their desk first.

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