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Apr 28, 2009 | 1:51 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place April 29, 2009

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Heya --

This is our game Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). You control Stan as he tries to off himself using tools around the office so he doesn't have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may wanna tilt your keyboard to the right) -- up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push "M" to see a map and the current count of your health.

We fund independent flash game projects like Five Minutes (originally developed by Ham in the Fridge). For more information, email us at Or visit



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars January 19, 2012

:( its hard

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars January 16, 2012


I'm inviseble and when I grap somehin I can't move anymore


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 13, 2012

Violent Happiness

This game is mostly about dieing and suicide. good game anyways!
first time beat : 3:36:415


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 8, 2012


this is really funny [not for small children]


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 1, 2012

I think this is a glitch or a bug

When i start the guy is invisble and i cant move