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Apr 28, 2009 | 1:51 PM EDT
  • Daily 3rd Place April 29, 2009

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Heya --

This is our game Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). You control Stan as he tries to off himself using tools around the office so he doesn't have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may wanna tilt your keyboard to the right) -- up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push "M" to see a map and the current count of your health.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuzz (below) IS SOO RIGHT! man trys to escape his wedding day! ZOMFG THT WOULD RCK! Any way great game great game...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I fondly look back upon the days I would play this with my friend. I love this game soooooo much! Please post some of the other games (example: the wedding version)!

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice relaxing bloody game! I just need more time. By the way: Is this true that the office has 72 floors? Please reply this question.