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Submitted: 04/28/2009 | 01:51PM EST
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Genre: Puzzles - Other
Current Score: 4.30 / 5.00
9,812 votes | 235,465 views
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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Heya --
This is our game Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). You control Stan as he tries to off himself using tools around the office so he doesn't have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may wanna tilt your keyboard to the right) -- up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push "M" to see a map and the current count of your health.
We fund independent flash game projects like Five Minutes (originally developed by Ham in the Fridge). For more information, email us at games@adultswim.com. Or visit http://tinyurl.com/7nl82b
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Average Score: 9.0 / 10
"WOOOO!"
THIS GAME WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!
"Good game"
Died in 1:39:563
Good game. Controls take a bit of getting used to, but they work. I felt you could have allowed more interaction with the co-workers, 90% of them won't even talk to you.
"Funny in an Office Space kinda way."
Cute. Inspired by Suicide Salaryman? I agree with everyone else, though. Controls were funky. If you're gonna do an arrow-key based movement control, use a different angle, maybe first person or omnicient-top-down. Entertaining nonetheless.
"with lasers....hahaha"
ahh austin powers reference....ten for that
"no that's what im talking about"
that was amazing i got in just 02:14:037
