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Apr 28, 2009 | 1:51 PM EDT
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Heya --

This is our game Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself). You control Stan as he tries to off himself using tools around the office so he doesn't have to endure another meeting. Movement is controlled with the arrow keys (you may wanna tilt your keyboard to the right) -- up is left, right is up, left is down, and down is right. Push the space bar to talk to people and activate obstacles. Push "M" to see a map and the current count of your health.

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Fun, funny, but it's missing something. I like the graphics and animation, it's presented very well. The issue is more the gameplay - I like that you run around and 'collect' damage until you die, but I find it kind of odd that it's sometimes hard to chase down someone you're trying to talk to, and some people just don't talk to you. Combining items is cool but I found it unnecessary. Ultimately I beat the game by peeing on electrical appliances on another floor, and it took about 2/3 of my health. I feel like this game could have had more variety, and though I know I used a boring method to kill myself, if there wasn't such a tight time limit, perhaps I would have been encouraged to try other things.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Im so terrible at this game lol keep failing at 89%


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I actually died with only 439 milliseconds remaining. Wow. Just... wow!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

i died so addicting


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

killing your self is the best