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Apr 19, 2009 | 1:41 PM EDT

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Giant penises are attacking those lovely ladies! Won't you look into your heart and lend them a hand?
Think of the fame that awaits you if you can ward them off!

Featuring music by Newgrounds artist Justin Story (Mid-Night)!



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice, but

If you do an HD remake, I'll give that a 10.

Stickman91 responds:

I've been trying to bring an HD remake to life ever since this version was released! Sadly, I just can't seem to find a studio that's willing to fund the project, which, according to my semi-accurate calculations, will cost approximately four hundred and eighty seven billion dollars to produce!! But mark my words: I shall continue my search until I do!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is fucking hilarious! Nice game, lol to the graphics and the gameplay was very innovative!

Stickman91 responds:

You're the first one to review this silly thing in nearly two years. It's nice to know people are still enjoying it!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


I already uploaded a game to this site called 'Attack Of The Giant Penises' long ago, it's in the adult section almost has 1 million views... this was funny tho, too bad you used the same title as me

Stickman91 responds:

Same exact title? Damn, what were the odds? Sorry about that!
And I just played your game, it was really funny! :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This is so awesome!

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Stickman91 responds:

I know, right? Thanks for playing!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

this should have medals.

i love the reference to men these days when you lose, and the game is actually pretty fun. Funny aswell. It would be cool if this game had medals lol :P

Stickman91 responds:

I knew you'd like the ending. :)
And I agree, medals WOULD be cool, if I knew how to implement them. :(