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Giant penises are attacking those lovely ladies! Won't you look into your heart and lend them a hand?
Think of the fame that awaits you if you can ward them off!
Featuring music by Newgrounds artist Justin Story (Mid-Night)!
If you do an HD remake, I'll give that a 10.
I've been trying to bring an HD remake to life ever since this version was released! Sadly, I just can't seem to find a studio that's willing to fund the project, which, according to my semi-accurate calculations, will cost approximately four hundred and eighty seven billion dollars to produce!! But mark my words: I shall continue my search until I do!!!
This is fucking hilarious! Nice game, lol to the graphics and the gameplay was very innovative!
You're the first one to review this silly thing in nearly two years. It's nice to know people are still enjoying it!
I already uploaded a game to this site called 'Attack Of The Giant Penises' long ago, it's in the adult section almost has 1 million views... this was funny tho, too bad you used the same title as me
Same exact title? Damn, what were the odds? Sorry about that!
And I just played your game, it was really funny! :D
This is so awesome!
I know, right? Thanks for playing!
this should have medals.
i love the reference to men these days when you lose, and the game is actually pretty fun. Funny aswell. It would be cool if this game had medals lol :P
I knew you'd like the ending. :)
And I agree, medals WOULD be cool, if I knew how to implement them. :(
Shoot swords, teleport and don't mess with the turtles
Join Marko Sharko on his first detective case!
Jump through a bustling cat city collecting fish for points.
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