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Apr 5, 2009 | 1:37 AM EDT

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*Edit3!: (12/9/09) Ad API added because as you may know, I'm a dirty, little, money humping whore.

*Edit2!: I DRASTICALLY lowered the file size.

*Edit: I added an easter egg, sound effects, and most importantly, A HIGH SCORE BOARD!!!


This game is basically a tribute to all things related to lasers, lazars, lazors, lazers, lasorz, lazariolios, and anything of the sort. It's obvious that the game is shoop da (or de) whoop themed, but there are also a lot of other memes in here like the lolwut pear, long cat, pedobear, awesomeface, and leekspin (if you consider that a meme). In the game you control different gauges in a device called a shoopometer that happens to be located in a lazer guy's brain. Stop each gauge at the right points in order to get your laser to go as far as possible. If it doesn't make sense to you know, it probably will once you play the game. I hope you enjoy!

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Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


it's an ok game. got 198k and something at the 3rd try.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

it is what it is

got 247,000 first try. Anyone top that?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i got 157,000
imma firen mah lazah indeed


Rated 5 / 5 stars

whats the longest distance you can get?

just wondering

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UberCream responds:

Well, there probably IS a longest possible score. The thing is, I would have to take the best possible combination of the meters (I believe that adds up to 350000, but I don't remember), and then I would need to add 10000 for every awesomeface that the lazer MIGHT hit, and since I'm on summer break now, I'm not quite up to it...


Rated 5 / 5 stars

shoopdawoop bitch

i got 234050.. can anyone beat it except the owner of the game?