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*Edit3!: (12/9/09) Ad API added because as you may know, I'm a dirty, little, money humping whore.
*Edit2!: I DRASTICALLY lowered the file size.
*Edit: I added an easter egg, sound effects, and most importantly, A HIGH SCORE BOARD!!!
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!
This game is basically a tribute to all things related to lasers, lazars, lazors, lazers, lasorz, lazariolios, and anything of the sort. It's obvious that the game is shoop da (or de) whoop themed, but there are also a lot of other memes in here like the lolwut pear, long cat, pedobear, awesomeface, and leekspin (if you consider that a meme). In the game you control different gauges in a device called a shoopometer that happens to be located in a lazer guy's brain. Stop each gauge at the right points in order to get your laser to go as far as possible. If it doesn't make sense to you know, it probably will once you play the game. I hope you enjoy!
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!
(Blah and such)