Be a Supporter!

Credits & Info

Uploaded
Mar 31, 2009 | 9:30 PM EDT

If you liked this, check these out!


Author Comments

Yo NGers, wsup?

This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.

Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:

When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.

You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.

If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.

I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.

Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.

Reviews


dynamite31dynamite31

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

how is THIS a great GAME ALL YOU DO IS FALL AND FALL AND FAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!NOTHING BUT FALLING YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MADE I AM RIIGGGHHHHT KNOWWWW................ SORRY BUT THIS GAME SSUUCCKKK SO HARD MAKES ME WANT TO THROWW UP WHY WHOULD YOU EVEN MAKE ....THIS....GAME IF ALL YOUR GONNA IS fall why JUST why



supermouse67supermouse67

Rated 5 / 5 stars

wtf?!

april fools :P i think its a good game


People find this review helpful!

kizer123kizer123

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SOOOOOO AWESOME OMG

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SAYING ITS AMAZING WOW PLEASE MAKE SOME MORE!!!!!



xxnitramxxxxnitramxx

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

agree with gunsmith

the game could take seriusly the job of a tankman crew in real war with the NG characters, sadly, its an april joke.....



gunsmith12gunsmith12

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

goddammit

mother effer.... i thought this was a great game in the 1st 3 seconds..


People find this review helpful!