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.New Grounds.

rated 3.36 / 5 stars
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Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun

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Mar 31, 2009 | 9:30 PM EDT

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Yo NGers, wsup?

This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.

Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:

When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.

You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.

If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.

I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.

Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

But, but...

it's march 31st? Ya got me.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's Not April Fools... YET! :P

That made me laugh my ass off though!

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I have been fooled.

You got me. I really enjoyed it, I'm not joking. I really enjoyed riding in the tank, firing that cannon, seriously, it looked like a godlike first-place-winning flash. But even though it was an April Fools joke, I was still amazed at it's quality. Not complete, but damn, that is just awesome.
Also, the ending was funny. I liked the smiley face. Nice calm ending.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

ok you got me

but it would be cool if you actually made this into a real game if so message me

happy april fool's day you clever so and so


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Clever, Sir. I was sold for a second there. You had me going!

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