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Mar 31, 2009 | 9:30 PM EDT

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Yo NGers, wsup?

This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.

Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:

When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.

You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.

If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.

I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.

Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.

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linkmax1412linkmax1412

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

little early

shoulden you put this up on april fools day :)



ApsuWurkzApsuWurkz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome!

You got me. Nice job!


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FawxFawx

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

hahaha.

awesome. i really hoped to actually play the game though. looked really fun.


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The-Complex-Old-ManThe-Complex-Old-Man

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Excellent

I would have been a little upset, but you used the Entertainer at the end, and i Love that song. Bravo.


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xCyLxxCyLx

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny....

even though in the States its not April fools yet, you got me still!!!! Nice one!!!!


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