BackDoor- Door 1
You find yourself in a strange house with only a man on the phone as a guide.
4.08 / 5.00 28,269 ViewsMini Commando
Action adventure game with nazi enemies in the second world war.
3.89 / 5.00 24,638 ViewsYo NGers, wsup?
This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.
Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:
When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.
You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.
If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.
I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.
Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.
Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009
ok you got me
but it would be cool if you actually made this into a real game if so message me
happy april fool's day you clever so and so
:D
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009
NUUUUUUU!
Clever, Sir. I was sold for a second there. You had me going!
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009
Dear Tom Brien
I know you thought I was sick when I told you I was a fan of yours on the tower game thingy you did, but that was awesomeness anyway :)
At first I thougt "why using the tankmen instead of original characters?" and then I was like "oh my god this guy's a genious, I oughta get rick rolled, now, and I'll be happy"
Wanna know random facts?
I'm making a school movie and I picked up the Entertainer song for it!
The anniversary of our relationship (my girlfriend and I, cuz I didn't know how to make a grammaticaly correct full sentence with all that shit) is right on the 1st of April!
What a (two) coincidence!
Seriously, I love your stuff dude, even the joke stuff. (speaking of joke, how come cannoncrotch didn't have his cocky cannon?)
Too bad it's already 2 am in your country and not in mine. You blew it for the east coast of north america.
If it gets front page, it'll be up all April 1st.
Thanks for the random facts, I would take advantage of any event set on the first of April, but then I probably wouldn't have a girlfreind very long.
I drew a guy, but I didn't want to draw Cannoncrotch cos he's kind of irrelevant to this game.
I love that someone loves my stuff.
Rated 1 / 5 stars March 31, 2009
nice game!
thanks for the early april fools. :)
Thanks for the smiley face!
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009
You're friggin hilarious
Hahhhhh,
Great setup.
YouGeniusYou