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Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun
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april
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Mar 31, 2009 | 9:30 PM EDT
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683.5 kb

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Author Comments

Yo NGers, wsup?

This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.

Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:

When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.

You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.

If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.

I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.

Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.

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Bell45Bell45

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009

ok you got me

but it would be cool if you actually made this into a real game if so message me

happy april fool's day you clever so and so

:D


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DanMasterFlashDanMasterFlash

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009

NUUUUUUU!

Clever, Sir. I was sold for a second there. You had me going!


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Malade12Malade12

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009

Dear Tom Brien

I know you thought I was sick when I told you I was a fan of yours on the tower game thingy you did, but that was awesomeness anyway :)
At first I thougt "why using the tankmen instead of original characters?" and then I was like "oh my god this guy's a genious, I oughta get rick rolled, now, and I'll be happy"

Wanna know random facts?
I'm making a school movie and I picked up the Entertainer song for it!
The anniversary of our relationship (my girlfriend and I, cuz I didn't know how to make a grammaticaly correct full sentence with all that shit) is right on the 1st of April!
What a (two) coincidence!

Seriously, I love your stuff dude, even the joke stuff. (speaking of joke, how come cannoncrotch didn't have his cocky cannon?)

Too bad it's already 2 am in your country and not in mine. You blew it for the east coast of north america.


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I-smel responds:

If it gets front page, it'll be up all April 1st.

Thanks for the random facts, I would take advantage of any event set on the first of April, but then I probably wouldn't have a girlfreind very long.

I drew a guy, but I didn't want to draw Cannoncrotch cos he's kind of irrelevant to this game.

I love that someone loves my stuff.


DonchizzleJr766DonchizzleJr766

Rated 1 / 5 stars March 31, 2009

nice game!

thanks for the early april fools. :)


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I-smel responds:

Thanks for the smiley face!


FeZaphobiKFeZaphobiK

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 31, 2009

You're friggin hilarious

Hahhhhh,
Great setup.

YouGeniusYou


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