.New Grounds. by I-smel



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Scott Joplin (Buy!)


Submitted: 03/31/2009 | 09:30PM EST

File Info: Game | 683.5 KB | Add Game to Favorites

Genre: Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun

Current Score: 3.40 / 5.00

3,566 votes | 55,996 views

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Yo NGers, wsup?

This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.

Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:

When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.

You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.

If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.

I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.

Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.

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Average Score: 7.3 / 10

Score: 6
josezgz

"whaaaat?"

date: 10 hours ago

it's a joke?
it wasn't funny, the tank falls in the bridge
it was for april fools?

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Score: 10
munchy365

"My god, that's amazing"

date: November 7, 2009

Wow. Everything after the sniper mission was fucking intense. BEST GAME EVER.

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Score: 10
Mythros1

"Fun!"

date: November 6, 2009

I beat it and got ending A. It is easy If you get the power up by the red gate, but why did you make it so hard to cross the bridge?

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Score: 10
Synthesize

"So, I got across the bridge."

date: November 5, 2009

And I looked at the darkness for awhile. It was intense. I liked the part when the truck exploded and you had to save the child. The conversation brought tears to my eyes.

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Score: 10
xXFleshRotXx

"lol"

date: November 3, 2009

nice dude

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