.New Grounds. by I-smel



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Scott Joplin (Buy!)


Submitted: 03/31/2009 | 09:30PM EST

File Info: Game | 683.5 KB | Add Game to Favorites

Genre: Action - Shooter - Run 'n Gun

Current Score: 3.40 / 5.00

3,583 votes | 56,645 views

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Yo NGers, wsup?

This is a game I've had on the backburner for a while. I've decided that it's never gonna get finished, and I'd rather just throw up these first 3 levels and the boss fight and call it a day, instead of having it on my PC forever and nobody ever playing it. Five weapons is enough for anyone, I don't give a shit.

Ok so what is it? Well I wanted to make a game for Newgrounds, but I didn't want to do one of those CHECK OUT ALL THESE FLASH SERIESES THAT ARE ON NEWGROUNDS type things, because they're dumb. So I pretty much made a game about the TankMen and made it as big and dumb and awesome as possible.
Just to clear up some interface stuff:

When you fill your Morale meter, your hardon slows you down and hinders your jumping, but it does give you a way better firepower and rate of fire.

You cannot cut people's dicks off anymore- It was in the beta but I decided to take it out cos what the fuck that's just wrong.

If you're lookin for disk 2 of The Titanic, stop. I didn't finish the game, so it's not there.

I don't know anything about the Medals API, but wtf I'll work on it.

Alright well it's about 2 AM here, I'm gonna go to bed. You guys play this- And set the quality to medium, everything after the sniper mission is fucking intense.

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Average Score: 7.3 / 10

Score: 10
leahcim2

"lol"

date: 13 hours ago

well a joke but awesome

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Score: 9
llamallama11

"agrE\GASDFGsdgadfg"

date: November 19, 2009

i whanted to play a game

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Score: 5
gangjute8

"Yay...April fools..."

date: November 17, 2009

People, don't try to get over the bridge. I glitched past it and the april fools scene and everything goes black.

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Score: 1
cakeman16

"wtf"

date: November 16, 2009

This isnt a game :(. All it is is a aprils fools joke that i just found and it sounds like it WAS a good game and never got to play it :(

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Score: 10
RedMoon333

"Holy shit!"

date: November 14, 2009

That was fantastic. As soon as I figured out how to get over the bridge (you can't fool me), the game was great. Way darker and more intense than the animations. The Medic level was awesome. I actually was looking forward to killing the bastard. Brilliant writing, gameplay, animation: 10/10. 5/5

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