I know it's probably not the greatest game, but it's only the second one I've ever made, and trust me when I say it's a helluva lot better than my first attempt at a flash game. I couldn't figure out how to make powerups or levels or really anything cool, but when I get that information, I'll be sure to update the game (so if you have that kind of information or a link to a place that has this, then send it to me and I will be forever indebted to you). Constructive criticism would be fantastic, but if you just feel like being a troll and trashing it/me, then that's cool too. To each their own.
Music composed by Justin Dozier.