Edit: OH JEEBSUS I LOL'D IT SURVIVED!
Wait til PJ hears of this...
The story: Riccy found an old wooden bat, all worn out. He repainted it and THUS IT BECAME THE ECOBAT!
But then, When Riccy moved, PJ STOLE THE ECOBAT.
THEN HE LAUGHED AT RICCY.
AND HE STILL LAUGHS AT RICCY TODAY.