Here you go, folks - today's Cyberen Silly 2/2! I bet you're just dying to find out how that cliff-hanger will be resolved! I would be!
Well, after dropping a young boy to his death, Cyberen (now a tree due to a mysterious Mexican chemical) is potted, exiled from Santa Fe, and dropped off into a verrrrry spooky forest! Oh shucks! How will poor old Cyberen survive on his own?
Luckily, Cyberen's friends at the Sylvia Plath Memorial Happy Hospital haven't given up on your morally-dissolute, wooden hero! The world famous Dr. Buttswallows and his trusty, transexual assistant Nurse Shartzworth give Cyberen a fabulous wheelchair type contraption built JUST FOR CYBEREN! What a lucky guy Cyberen is!
Not only that, but they found some information that can get Cyberen turned back into a human being... or uhhhh as close as he was to being a human being before his exposure to the biohazardous waste! Deep in the very forest Cyberen was exiled to lies something - exactly what is unknown even to Dr. B - that possesses the power to restore Cyberen (although I like him better as a tree)!
The way is clear, the light is good; he has no fear (nor no one should). The woods are just trees; the trees are just wood - what danger could Cyberen POSSIBLY face?
Well... A lot. A whole lot of danger.
Keep your eyes open, folks (even if Cyberen doesn't)
AND REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU!
-L
