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Twilight: The Broodening

rated 4.12 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Mar 20, 2009 | 10:54 PM EDT

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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - /portal/view/519114 *****

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Mp3 available here: /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

it totally shows the flaw

even though i've never heard of there being books about it i guess i might just read them and hope the lessen the lovey dovey stuff and get into the frecking awsome supernatural battle (i saw the movie yesturday)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thank you

Even my fiance laughed and she's worships the series! This was the best parody EVER!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

yessir! you are ace!

great clip selection, hilarious narration. you made sure to cover all the bases, while completely ass-reaming their plot in a cool, monotone voice.

i hope you continue to rip apart future movies (and maybe go backwards and abuse some older ones, too).


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I hate Twilight

Twilight was the worst movie ever I am glad I did not see it anyway thank for making this and showing this movies flaws I only wish I could show it to the crazy twilight fans

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


lol this is awesum! :D

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