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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/519114 *****

Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.

Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.

Reviews


DDRMa5terDDRMa5ter

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Now i dnt need to see the movie.

fuck twilight. fuck bella, fuck edward, and DOUBLE FUCK THE WHOLE SERIES!!! i hate twilight now that i know its sooo STUPID, EVERYBODY GIVE THIS 10 STARS BECAUSE THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT THE WHOLE MOVIEW IS ABOUT


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HexasHexas

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome

couldn't stop laughing are you gonna make one for the new one??


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evil-rodaevil-roda

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Going In Faves!

Yeah, this is awesome. It is hilarious, and I'd also like to mention the fact that while it's alright to deviate somewhat from something as popular as vampires and call it the same thing, giving the man glitter skin is going way too far. Seriously, what was Mrs. Meyer smoking, the extremely hallucinogenic crack cogayness? That using pictures from the movie style thingy is actually, dare I say it, better than drawing it! I don't know how or why! Very awesome. I'd ask you to marry me, but I'm not gay, unlike the vampires in Mrs. Meyer's world.


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markusman99markusman99

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Damn it!

Now I want to watch the move.


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nightwatchXnightwatchX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

loved it

i have seen the movie and i like this version more! =)
keep doin what you doin