Twilight: The Broodening
- Score:
- rated 4.13 / 5 stars
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- 166,966 Views
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- Genre:
- Comedy - Parody
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Credits & Info
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Author guywiththecoat
- Uploaded
- Mar 20, 2009 | 10:54 PM EDT
- File Info
- Movie
- 5.5 mb
- Daily 4th Place March 22, 2009
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Author Comments
***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/519114 *****
Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.
Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/
After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.
This is my version of how it should have been.
Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com
**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!
If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com
The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.
For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.
Reviews
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 27, 2009
dont delete this because i gave you a bad score.
OK well first off voice acting was terrible because Bella sounded like someone on drugs. Edward sounded like shadow the hedgehog. secondly the pics were highly pix elated. it wasn't funny unless your on drugs or retarded. twilight is a good movie but this makes it look like a piece of shit from ancient times. im not a fan but still this is bad even for a parody. i couldn't endure another second of that shit so i didn't finish it. this is the most boring and unoriginal thing i have ever seen with the exception of complete spam.
this is my opinion so dont get mad i am not insulting anyone this is just constructive criticism. this is what i think and i judged fairly. no effort put in to this
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 26, 2009
We get it...
...you don't like the movie. It's emo and angsty and about vampires that don't drink blood and sparkle in the sunshine.
See, I made my point in one sentence. Why did it take you ten minutes? Actually that was just a guess, I was bored of it in twenty seconds, we don't need you to re-count the entire movie in a funny voice. Fortunately for you, we're surrounded by people on Newgrounds who'll give you a 10 for even venturing a backhand at this awful franchise. But you see, anyone can do that. I just did it. But how are you any better than Twilight if you're not entertaining either? So I have to compensate for the slews of 10s you're getting for an animation that can be summed up in two words ("Twilight sucks!") by giving you a 0.
There's entertainment, and there's complaining. Entertainment holds my attention. Complaining sends me back to the Portal.
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 23, 2009
Idiotic
Honestly you have no clue what Twilight is about, all the "holes" you mention are not even there, if you actually pay attention to what they say then you will understand everything but you are too bias on Twilight.
P.S. I hate the movie but at least I payed attention!
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 26, 2009
Crucible is right,,,
It had good ideas offset by a boring execution.
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 27, 2009
This is not for newgrounds in ANY way.
As many other reasonable people said, this belongs on youtube. Bella sounded like some transvestite trying to get a vampire for a gay boyfriend. edwards voice was okay, but this can hardly be considered flash. it is absolutely pointless, the pics where poor quality, the voicing was overall bad, the same picture stayed for like half a minute! it was way to long, and that really lost my focus. you weir overall incorrect about the FACTS. true, the movie itself was gay, but this, honestly, is no better. this dosent deserve front page. im suprised it dosent have turd of the week! I have to admit, some parts did make me giggle, and I probably would have given you a five, had you made an animation to go with it. this is definitly not newgrounds worthy, but rather, youtube worthy. I did not like it at all. to be honest, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHY THIS WAS EVEN CONSIDERED FOR DAILY FEATURE. oh yeah, and I assume for my opinion, I will recieve a bunch of 'abusive' and 'useless' on this review. ow well. to those who I got through to, ur my best friends now.
In conclusion, I hated this movie.