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Mar 20, 2009 | 10:54 PM EDT
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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/519114 *****

Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.

Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.

Reviews


TheReviewerManTheReviewerMan

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2009

Great

It was funny and all but one point the whole vampires not having above human strength. That one is a typical canon of vampires and was one of Dracula's (first fictional vampire, though he was inspired by legend) many powers. I remember in the original book it was something like having the power of every man he killed though it's been awhile. But yeah the other parts were spot on ^^. Stupid glittery vampires lol



MisophorMisophor

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars March 24, 2009

Schweet

Pretty awesome. Only problem I saw was at the end with the battle was you were jumping back and forth between the subjects, so it kinda disrupted the flow. Otherwise awesome. Especially the Volvo explanation. I didn't even think of that till I watched this XD.



diedericdiederic

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2009

great

really funny, liked it a lot, hope you make a parody of new moon to.



LaughingCatLaughingCat

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2009

Ha, that's right!

All those plot holes are totally valaid, this was really well done. I love twilight and I still agree with this movie. But, on the bad side, try adding a pause and play button or maybe a scene selection screen. Make it more veiwer friendily. 5/5 &10/10


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eimad-zamrikeimad-zamrik

Rated 5 / 5 stars March 24, 2009

just beautiful!

Hey , I would love to have the audio clip for that to put in my MP3, this was a great use of my time.

Just beautiful!