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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/519114 *****
Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.
Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/
After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.
This is my version of how it should have been.
Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com
**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!
If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com
The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.
For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.
I really enjoyed this. You are dead-on about the illogical points of the film. At least to someone like me who hasn't seen or read Twilight. Either way, very funny. I love the voice acting, timing, and the way you synched the images with the audio. It's very funny and well written.
Just a personal pet peeve, based on my own interest in vampire mythology, you can't really criticize using "common knowledge" vampire traits as a basis. ("Useless" this review to your hearts' content.) The original folklore legends vary widely. For example people killed vampires using a variety of methods including, but not limited to, a stake through the heart, a brick shoved in a corpse's mouth, or some even put scythes in the coffin to cut off the head of any vampire who tried to rise. And the same way the folklore doesn't agree, every book has a different take on what vampires are, what they are capable of, etc. I'm not saying glitter vampires is a cool idea or anything, but I've yet to read any two vampire books with the same "type" of creatures and you have to give the author credit for at least trying something new...however lame it may be.
Either way, this was good. It makes me feel like I might need to watch Twilight now for a good laugh though...
it says everything i thought!
Dude, that was totally epic, but you should have also said something about a part that i find very weird. at the end of the movie when bella's in the hospital, her mother doesn't even bother calling her father or whoever but instead she writes him an messag "Bellas OK, LOL"
i haven't read or seen Twilight, for a very good reason, but this is awesome.
Fail with a P. You however, win.
Hilarious representation of the books numerous flaws. I swear, every freaking girl I know rants on about it being amazing.
But we all know it's just another spawn of the "Let's make Harry Potter but with ________" genre.
Reiko is a perfectly normal red-eyed, pointy-eared, sadistic little demon girl.
It appears Alice is dead, and you might be the one who killed her.
The story of a failed DJ who works at a coffee shop and smokes up.
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