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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/519114 *****

Check out http://www.Broodening.com for more parodies.

Mp3 available here: http://www.broodening.com /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn al.com

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.

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kenseth17kenseth17

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Twilight sucks

I'm glad I avoided these movies like the plague. If I went to see them, I would more than likely puke in some Twitard's hair.


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Ryad0770Ryad0770

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Epic!

Wow I really have to hand it to you, ever since the Twilight movies were released I've just wanted to backhand all the teenieboppers who started idolizing vampires and point out all the holes and shortcomings in Twilight plot. And although the flash was oober long it was completely worth it, it kept me laughing the entire time.


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rhennrhenn

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude. Holy F*cking Sh*t

DUUUUUUDE! YOU ARE AMAZING! That is so awesome! That makes so much sense! Is there a second one?

BTW: Does anyone notice that when Bella is in the hospital, the TV is playing the scene where they kill...that..that other weird blond vampire...what's his name, James? Can't remember. WHATEVER! HE DIES! There.


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Everto666Everto666

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Dude... It's awesome!

LOL awesome! I laughed so hard.
Sparkly with Superpowers! XD
Great job and screw the fags and fangirls that say anything wrong about this!
5!


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Syn1734Syn1734

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great parody.

Just like way I thought it should be but only one thing confused me in the series. Bella is a virgin and when they have sex, she would bleed thus meaning Edward would get a sick thrill and drain her blood but instead she was bruised.


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