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Twilight: The Broodening

rated 4.12 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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Mar 20, 2009 | 10:54 PM EDT

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***** Edit: after you watch this, watch the sequel: Twilight 2: Broodening Harder - /portal/view/519114 *****

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Mp3 available here: /broodening-mp3s/

After seeing the movie "Twilight," I felt the need to write a parody highlighting the vast number of plot holes and blatant disregard for even the most basic, common-knowledge traits of vampires.

This is my version of how it should have been.

Credit for the screencaps goes to http://dieseled.livejourn

**edit** I'm flattered being on the front page - thanks for that, and for watching!

If you enjoyed this parody, check out the other things I've done on my website, http://www.NathanielJones .com

The number of comments on here is far greater than I can respond to individually, so I'll just say "thanks" to those of you who are saying nice things, and "psh" to those of you who aren't.

For those of you who hate this video, watch its sequel, "Twilight: The Broodening SUCKS, and Nathaniel Jones Sucks for Writing It" instead. It's totally unsarcastic, I promise.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Brilliant! :D

"...And they DANCED, and were PALE and GOOD LOOKING together FOR EVAR."

That should have been the actual last line of the book. The way you said "danced" was spectacular.

And you just made me realize ALL of those plotholes that should have been GLARINGLY OBVIOUS to me. Dear lord. *headdesk*

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Bella's voice is messed up!!! small blind orphans!!!!!!!!!!!ahhahaa

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

So cash

Ah, holy shit that's funny.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


It's a brilliant parody of the film Twilight. Although have not seen the movie i like it due to putting the vampire myths such as sunlight and drinking blood pretty much went straight out of the window. LONG LIVE THE SHINEY VEGETARIAN VOLVO DRIVING VAMPIRES!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


and it landed on a group of small blind orphans who had just been given kittens!
so yea next time think about the consequences of your actions

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