March 8, 2009
Author's Response:
Floundermen can only be impregnated by other Floundermen, and we have 17 different sexes so even if you WERE a Flounderman the chances of either of us having children would be fairly slim. I could lay eggs in your brain like I do normally but people tend to die when the Flounderspawn burst out of their skulls. Really the whole ordeal is quite fruitless as Flounderspawn have no digestive systems, they exist for about two days, fucking, killing, and eating everything within three miles of their birthplace, then die of starvation. There is no AIDS epidemic in africa killing everyone, only three of my children sowing their wild oats. Ah, to be a teenager again.