This was originally created as a school project (hence the bleeps), but I liked it enogh to share it elsewhere. The idea came from a rant my friend Wayne went on after he mispoke and rather than saying "leprechaun" he said "lepercan." It became the first part of the dialogue, and I picked it up after that. Do not ask for an explaination as to what was going on when I thought of some of this stuff. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy this, and there is a completed sequel, which in my opinion is better, which will make an eventual appearence on Newgrounds. Thank you for your wasted time.